Monday, April 1, 2013

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

Welcome to my new blog.

THE POMPATUS OF FEET !!



I've done a lot of thinking on this...a lot of research...a lot of consulting.

There are no legitimate blogs about feet. This is going to be my niche. I've already trademarked the name.

This is going to be THE place to come to when you want to read about all things feet.


No apologies



My goal is to make this THE place to share foot info.
For instance...
Did you know....
  • There are approx. 250,000 sweat glands in your feet..and they produce as much as a half pint of moisture each day. Kind of gross, but no lie.


(Half Pint)
  • The skin on your feet is thicker than anywhere else on your body.

  • Buy shoes later in the day when your feet are tired. They will also be slightly swollen, ensuring that you won't buy a pair of shoes that are too small.

  • The gait pattern of your right foot does not usually match that of your left.


(by the way...that's Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsh for you non feet lovers out there)
  • The size of your feet has absolutely nothing to do with your intellect or (if you're of the male species) how well endowed you are.
Oh, I'm a size 14. No lie.

  • Today is National Measure Your Foot Day


Actually it's not.

...but it is April's Fools Day.

Did I get you?

Pompatus of Feet?
Please.

...now Pompatus of Meat is a whole nother story...



Peace and love...now go tell a little white lie to someone else