Did anyone else hear those bears last night?

Time to start tightening these up a bit. If I don't start dropping some details and adding some more mileage, these posts will never make it to Boston.

Quick recap.

We're now up to a little after noon on day 2. We've already walked over 22 miles for the day. 95 degree heat.

Lunch at York River Landing, in ,of all places, York Maine. Once again, five sweat soaked walkers and their air conditioned co-pilot led to us getting seated in the far corner away from any other diners. Don't blame them.

We'd gone a long way since our start this morning, and were already six miles beyond our planned stop for the day so this would be a good place to stop, right? Wrong.

The NH border was only six miles ahead and what's 28 miles in one day between friends? 56,000 steps is what it is.

So, we pressed on. NH or bust

Nice stretch of road - all along Route 1.

We looked surprisingly fresh.

Tom's selfie stick in action.

How about this one of Tom and Handsome Joe?

Fast forward about two and a half hours, like I said, all along Route 1, through the outlets in Kittery, a break or two for water, (seems like there was a decent hill after the rotary in Kittery - this would be a preview of what we would encounter over the next two days), and "suddenly" the bridge over the Piscataqua River is in our sights. For those of you not from Maine or New Hampshire, this is the border between the two states. This one was a moral victory for us. 

There was a bit of celebrating when we crossed the border. We were now just a few miles from our day three goal of Hampton. After two days of walking we were almost a full day ahead of schedule.

Done walking for the day. Time to transition to our home for the next two nights.

Pile into John's truck, in the new approved configuration - Pete up front, and drive a scant few miles to Tidewater Campgrounds in Hampton NH.

Home sweet home....

This was Tom's camper. Among the many things Tom contributed to the walk, this might have been the biggest. Tom drove this down prior to the walk (per my poor suggestion of "just take route 1 - it's a straight shot" - not taking into account this was the weekend before the Fourth of July - meaning the route I pre-drove in April now took about two hours longer to drive in July), got it set up in a sweet spot, and had it waiting for us at the end of day two (it is still day two, isn't it?). He even charmed the owner into giving him a spot for the week for the price of two nights (which is all we'd be staying there).

Quick synopsis of of first afternoon/evening at Tidewater.

• Did a once over of the camper, unpacked, put things in place, etc.
• We each took some personal time
• Link, Tom, and Denise all immediately showered and triaged (once again, separately)
• Pete and Joe took a dip in the Saltwater pool...in the clothes we had been wearing for the day
• After we were all showered, called in an order at Sal's pizza at Hampton Beach

• Guy at Sal's gave us a price break because they were "just too expensive" ..or something like that. Can't say for sure....
• DEVOURED those pizzas, Funny, early into the meal we were commenting on things like, "They'll be plenty of leftovers for breakfast tomorrow", "I love pizza for breakfast", and other things that were no longer relevant 45 minutes later.
• John quickly became intimate with the 4 MPH speed limit drilled into him by the keeper of the gate
• Had a nice campfire with great stories to tell, both of the day's walk and of the last 45-50 years that we have known each other. Once again, the best part of the day.
• Probably (definitely) a few beers later we landed on the sleeping arrangements for the next two nights
• Denise in one of the "rooms" (apologies, not being a camper myself, I have no idea what those wings on both ends of the camper are called).
• Tom on the other end
• Pete in one that popped out open off the kitchen area
• Joe on a couch /bench
• Link on a mattress on top of what becomes a table when it isn't time to sleep
• No complaints from anyone (especially Pete, Tom, and Denise)
• John, the smart one, at a hotel about five miles down the road
• In bed , maybe by 10:00? Getting an early start worked so well for us this day that we planned for AOP at 6:00AM the next day.
• Despite the blisters - we're feeling super good about the distance we had covered. Through two full days of walking, we had already accrued one day "in the bank". This would come in very handy in a few days,
• Best night of sleep since the night before the night before we left (remember, none of us slept well the night before the start).
• The next morning Denise swore she heard bears outside her bunk. We looked for tracks but found none. It wasn't until the next day that we all realized what she heard was the grunting and snorting of four tired walking bear brothers that were asleep in the trailer with her. Maybe not bringing our sleep apnea machines wasn't the best idea after all. Ain't getting old the best ?

- Next up -

Day three - The hills are alive with the sound of wheezing.

Hang on, I think I've got a rock in my sneaker

 Quick recap -

After walking about 18 miles in 95 degree heat we finished our walking for the day in the back corner of the parking lot of the Southern Maine Healthcare Hospital in Biddeford. We had essentially been walking lost for the last five miles or so in search of the elusive second leg of the Eastern Trail. Well, we found it, but we were about an hour past well done and we had to get out of that oven.

We had a half hearted discussion about going on, since this is what we had been walking towards for the entire second half of the day. Make that quarter hearted, if there is such as thing. Mayday call to John to come pick us up...within five minutes he was there.

All five of us piled in to his truck...this was our first go round with the best seating chart for all of us to be the most comfortable. We were kind of like tetris, trying to get these odd shaped walkers to manage the perfect fit for the ride. (For future reference, every time we got in the truck for the rest of the trip, Pete was up front with John, then Tom, Denise, Link, and Joe filled the back row. Sometimes being the biggest has its advantages).

Our domicile for the night was a condo in Old Orchard Beach that a friend of Denise's offered up for us. One example of many of the kindness sent our way for this whole adventure.

This is A condo in Old Orchard, this was not OUR condo in Old Orchard.

Our condo is OOB was a "fixer upper" and if the stages of being "fixed up" are 0 being unlivable and 10 being pristine, I'd put this one at about a 2. It had electricity, which was nice, and running water, which was crucial. But that was it. Despite that we were incredibly thankful to them to offer this up to us for our first night of sleep from the road.

Keeping brevity in mind - here is a recap of that first night

• Discuss sleeping arrangements-

• Denise got a queen size blow up mattress in a separate room
• I was on two full size mattresses in an open room off the living room
• I stacked the mattresses on top of each other looking for maximum comfort, what I got instead was the feeling that I was in a boat on the water all night. Come to find out the ocean is surprisingly rough in an OOB condo. Not the best night of sleep.
• Tom was in the kitchen on an enormous blow up mattress. I think this was his own, brought down by his son (along with a selfie stick, that would be a valuable tool for the next couple of days...that is until it got left behind on day three)
• Link and Joe were on couches in the living room
• John got his own room in a hotel down the street. If you didn't need a reminder, John was the smart one. John would sleep in other accommodations from us each night until we made it to the Marriott in Peabody three nights later.
• Can't swear to it, but I think the first thing most of us did was have a beer..to unwind...and cool off...and to just have a beer god dammit.
• Walked (yes walked) to dinner that night at Jimmy the Greek's, just down the street from the condo. We must have been a sight, five un-showered walking wounded and a relatively fresh driver.
• Met an old friend of John and mine - Dave Ham. We had run into Dave a week prior when we got honored on the field prior to a Sea Dogs game (not sure if I already mentioned that or not, but now is not the time). Made mention of where we would be night one and planned to meet up.
• Dave might have appreciated it a bit more if we had showered first
• At this first meal we made the decision we would not be shy at any of the meals we would have for that week. Lot's of carbs out, so we weren't hesitant to put carbs in.
• Nice meal, stayed longer, ate and drank more than we should have, but finally hobbled back to the condo.
• Shower for all of us (That's showers - plural- not one individual shower for all of us)
• A little discussion about the day (this was what I looked forward to the most while planning the trip). Lot's of laughs with a dose of commiserating.
• We made the plan to be AOP at 6:30 the next morning...get a good day of walking in early, grab some lunch, then maybe walk a few hours after. End of day goal for day two was Flo's Hot Dog stand in Cape Neddick (you can ask why there, but I couldn't tell you...and I planned the route). Actually - I'll try,
  
• Sounds a little arbitrary but the guy planning the route (me) tried to make each day's walk as evenly dispersed as possible
• Flo's was 22 miles out. Seemed doable when I planned the route about a year earlier.
• We'd see about that.

WEDNESDAY JULY 7th

AOP 6:30 AM

As would be the case for the entire walk, getting out of bed, prepping for the day (lot's of first aid triage going on) and hitting the road early was never a problem. To accomplish this, we had some work arounds - like showering the night before. The reason for this was twofold - 1) we were pretty well cooked by the end of each day and not showering then would have not been an option, and 2) this allowed us to hit the road with minimal prep each morning. Not my usual routine, I'm a shower every morning kind of guy, but when in Rome...well, you guess the rest.

                      

  We decided our starting off point for the morning would be at Bentley's Saloon in Arundel. We fast forwarded what we decided was the extra mileage we had done the day before in search of the Eastern Trail. Bentley's was about right. So John meets us promptly at 6:15 and we were off. Climb into his truck (in our new formation...Pete up front), say goodbye to the condo, and we were off to Bentleys.

                               

This was going to be a straight shot down Route 1. So our goal for day 2 (pre-walk) was the before mentioned Flo's Hot Dogs in Cape Neddick. That was 17 miles out. Despite the hell we had put ourselves through on day one, a cautiously whispered goal for us was the NH border. That's 29 miles out. 

Got off to a good start. Did my daily WBLM radio spot just as we were leaving...they got a kick out of us starting at Bentleys. You see, Bentley's is a bit of a biker bar...actually a Harley Davidson bar. The assumption on the radio was that we stopped the night prior there. I did not confirm or deny that assumption. Made for good radio. Give the people what they want.

So, straight on Route 1....early in the morning, sun was not at full force yet. It would be in a few hours.

Not to diminish what we were doing but it went like this...

• Arundel
• Kennebunk
• Kennebunkport (maybe? Does Kennebunkport come after Kennebuk on Route 1?).
• Wells

Those four bullets covered nearly ten miles. Maybe two stops along the way...once in a shady park in the central town square in Kennebunk (where Link did his WPOR interview) and then for sure on the outskirts of Wells in the breakdown lane of Route 1. Water, fruit, protein bars, chatter, and then we were off. Planned for our next stop was to be at the Hannaford in Wells, maybe three miles ahead.  Dave Ham (you remember Dave, don't you? If not, scroll up about six paragraphs and reintroduce yourself). Dave is the store Manger there and thought that would be a nice spot to see a friendly face , grab some supplies, seek out some shade, and take five.

                                    

Here's Dave and Pete (see, isn't he a great guy? Dave, not Pete)

On we went. Made it to the stop, and Dave was a very gracious host. We all popped in for certain things like bathroom breaks, talcum powder (not for me, and I will respect the privacy of the purchaser in regard to the why), and to pick up some copies of the Boston Herald, to read the interview from the beginning of day one with that crackerjack reporter Marie Szaniszlo  (and if you don't remember her, unfortunately you have to go back to the first post in this saga). What was about an hour interview between the four of us got whittled down to a quarter page in print. Whatever, we'd take all the press we could get.

All freshened up we continued on.

*Alert* This is where the title of this post comes from, so pay attention because it must be important. Actually, it's not important at all.

As we start to walk across the parking lot to get out to Route 1 I announce, "Hang on, I think I've got a rock in my sneaker"

Not sure if anyone actually "hung on" but I proceeded to do one of those sneaker removals without letting your un sneakered foot touch the ground balancing acts. Mind you, this was ten miles into an already 90 degree day. So, standing on one foot, I proceed to shake out my sneaker. No rock. Not even a pebble. OK, maybe I've got a wrinkle in my sock. Visual inspection and a quick pull on my sock. No wrinkle. That's when I realized I had my first blister, or should I say major blister. 

It was inevitable. My Dad's calling card on the original walk was the infamous blisters that he earned in 1973. I say infamous because even all of the other walkers had at one time made mention of the blisters that my Dad accrued on his walk. They were fairly legendary. Maybe it's genetics, but before noon on day two, it appeared that it would be my destiny as well. Crap.

Come to find out, we all had our own version of discovering our first blister, this was just mine. We triaged these nearly every night, or morning, depending on the walker. Come to find out the Wildes blister curse was not handed down to me...Tom, Link, and Joe actually all got worse blisters than I did. But let's not minimize this...I was feeling it, and I would for the next 70 miles or so.

                                    

Here's the Governor of Maine at the time (Ken Curtis) with my Dad, with his leg in the air, just after arriving at Fenway, probably talking about that blister.

Notice I didn't mention Denise's blisters, That's because she was a machine...for the whole walk...always willing to go longer...always (almost always) the person up front...never (or seldom) any complaints. If there were five Denise's walking, they would have made it to Fenway in three days. OK, enough Denise love, we've got the rest of day two to cover.

Somewhere along here we ran into a woman looking for directions. She was from out of state and thought we might be locals so pulled over in a parking lot to ask where so and so street was. Neither of us knew, but somehow Denise got to talking about what we were doing, and sweet talked the woman into donating to our cause, right there on the spot. Did I say God love Denise yet?

Long stretches of road ahead of us. Somewhere on this stretch Joe mentioned something like "This is were Norm made all of our Dads put their feet in the salt water to take a break and help them heal". We could see the ocean from this stretch, so this wouldn't have been inconceivable for us to recreate that, except for this. We aren't our Dads. We were barely a shadow of our Dads, so, guess what? No salt water ocean break for us. 

As we got to Ogunquit there was quite a gap between us. Somewhere along the way Denise and I got separated from the others...enough so that we could not see them behind us. It was getting close to high noon and it was hot. You could tell by the sun being directly above us, our bodies casting no shadows, and the unsettling flock of vultures (or maybe it was seagulls) flying in a circle directly above us. We (Denise and I) were looking for options for some lunch along the road. We had no idea what the others were doing.

What they were doing was they were about to get into trouble,

Here's a selfie Tom and Joe took (with Tom's selfie stick that was delivered the night prior) at the town line of Ogunquit.

                                    

They look happy, right? Let me recap the next, oh, I'd say 45 minutes after this picture was taken, Unbeknownst to the walkers at the front of the pack.

• Tom and Joe fall a bit behind. No big deal
• Tom and Joe hop across Route 1 to commemorate the Ogunquit town line. That's nice.
• Tom and Joe re cross Route 1. Had to.
• Tom and Joe start down the road again, maybe to make up some ground between them and the lead pack. Hopefully so.
• Tom and Joe are about a mile in when Tom realizes he no longer has his phone (I think it was his phone that he lost). Not good.
• Tom and Joe start walking back to where they took the selfie. Not ideal.
• Tom and Joe are searching that entire mile for the phone. No luck.
• Tom and Joe find the phone . Miraculously.
• Tom and Joe make a call to John along the lines of "We had an emergency, but everything is ok now. Come pick us up".

And that's a wrap. These posts are getting ridiculously long despite my effort to be brief. No one wants to spend an entire sitting going through these. What a way to lose an audience. So, promise, the wrap up of day two will be much shorter.

...and what a cliffhanger, right?

Bobby Brady finds the bad luck idol

 Tuesday, July 6th. No sense of time, but sometime mid afternoon

Still on the Eastern Trail, now past the Scarborough Marsh. We had left John (our driver) at our last stop with the very general direction of "We'll meet you in the parking lot of the Saco Hannaford". We were still in the happy phase of our walk, this was about a five mile leg, and it was hot out, but at this point we were still being driven by optimism and good vibes from the start of our walk. This wasn't going to last.

This is us entering Old Orchard and then Saco. Note the slight degradation of us at the Saco sign.

Also note the water soaked shirts on Pete and Joe. Check that. Water soaked implies the wet was caused by water. Make no mistake, that was sweat my friends. It was hot and we were feeling it. Heat has a way of (in your mind) adding miles and (in actuality) wearing you out. But buoyed by our pleasant experience thus far on the ET there was actually some discussions of us sticking to it all the way to Kennebunk. That, we would eventually find out , was being overly optimistic. And unrealistic.

So after a few more miles of walking through the calm of the trail, we were thrust back into the traffic of Route 1 now in Saco. The five of us huddled after taking the overpass over Route 1 to be sure that our handy dandy ET trail map would take us to our meet up destination or if we had to start walking on Route 1 again, map showed a bit more of trail walking and (up to this point) the map don't lie.

      Maybe 15 minutes after crossing over this overpass we made it to our next scheduled rest stop. Meet John, water and snack up. Oh, and Joe finds his wallet! After an hours long manhunt by Joe's family, turns out it was in his bag snuggly tucked in with all of our "stuff" in the back of John's truck. Don't know why Joe didn't maybe think of suggesting this to John , oh, say, about three hours ago. John actually said he considered rummaging through Joe's bag, but his sense of protecting Joe's privacy, along with the fear of what he might actually find packed away in that bag, kept him from doing so. Next time (if there would be a next time) John pledged not to be so chivalrous. Don't blame him.

While we all rested, I took advantage of my Hannaford connection (Hannaford is my employer) and went inside the store, not only  to go relieve myself, but also to stand in the Produce backroom cooler to try and take about ten degrees off of me. Not sure why I didn't have any other takers.

    Per usual our routine on these stops was to both rehash what we just went through and also plan our next leg. Based on our nothing but good experience on the ET, and referencing the map that don't lie, it looked liked a quick walk through part of Biddeford to connect to the trail. We'd already covered about ten miles, and based on our preplanning, given that we didn't leave until noon (actually AOP was noon...we left about 45 minutes after that), our day 1 goal was already met. We decided to press on.

    This is when the ET map started to lie to us. This is the part of the story I've been dreading to relive. Despite having some of these things to occur over the next few days... 

    - another 95 degree day

    - blisters on our feet

    - pain in our joints

    - Tropical Storm Elsa

this was the worst leg of our entire walk.

    Let's see if I can convey the misery the next few hours gifted us.

    Remember, were were hot and tired, but still feeling optimistic...and also a bit delusional, thinking somehow we were going to make it to Kennebunk when we connected with the ET again. If the second leg of the trail was anything like the first, we just might make it.

    Right.

    Let's start with this. Here is the map we were using as a guide to reconnect with the trail after our stop in Saco.

    Yellow lines are on the road - green line is all trail. So our plan was to walk down Route 1 in Saco wind though the lovely town of Biddeford, Elm Street to Main Street - turn left on Cathedral Oaks - walk part of the trail - on to Barra, then BAM, we're back on the trail. Easy, right? Wrong.

    This part of the walk was EXCRUTIATINGLY long. We were good walking from Saco into Biddeford. Getting off Route 1 in Biddeford was our mistake. Here's the problem, It doesn't matter how you walk from where the trail ended in Saco and starts again in Biddeford. Can't be done. Strike that. SHOULDN'T be done. There is about a five mile gap between the two points. Looking back on it, if we had known this and were adamant about sticking to the trail we should have piled in John's truck at that break and driven to the restart of the trail. Oh, and also clearly not called out on the map - or should I say not clearly called out on the map - is this. The trail starts again in the back corner of a parking lot of a Hospital...a hospital five miles away!

    We eventually made it to the start of the trail, which ended up being the end of our walk for the day.    Enough bitching....here are some details of us walking, slowly melting, and generally deteriorating between these two points.

• Walked past and posed for some photos at Thornton Academy. Not sure why. None of us have any connections for this school. Actually , maybe a little distaste even.
• Entered Biddeford and then started following the map path to reconnect to the trail
• Somewhere on a side street in Biddeford Joe finds a necklace with a cross on it, picks it up and pockets it.
• This is where the title of this post comes into play
• If you're at all familiar with the Brady Bunch, there was the episode where Mike takes the family to Hawaii. Early on Bobby find a Tiki idol, and thinking it is good luck, keeps it.
• Well, the joke was on the Brady's. That idol was not good luck, it was actually bad luck!
• How else can you explain...
• Bobby sitting on Don Ho's ukelele
• Alice throwing out her back while doing a hula dance
• A tarantula crawling across Peter's bed while he is asleep
• ..and worst of all, Greg wiping out while surfing.
• Throw it back Joe, before it's too late!

    So , you get the picture. we're hot, we're not finding the trail, and we're walking aimlessly through Biddeford. Spirits are declining, Link is getting lame, and we're all silently plodding along. As we walk along Main street, the only goal is to find Cathedral Oaks Drive...that's the street on our (un) trusty ET map that brings to the reconnection to the trail. It's like the Holy Grail. Somehow finding the street with make everything better.

Except it won't.

Main Street in Biddeford makes Main Street in South Portland look like the Champs des Elysees in Paris.

(This is Paris, by the way, not South Portland)

    I'm using my old trick of walking through lawn sprinklers that I see in people's front yards. I look behind me and see Joe following suit. We're starting to have some noticeable distance gaps between the walkers now. The lead group has lost sight of the back group.  Denise and I come across a biker and I say to him, "Is this the way to the Eastern Trail?"...but it sounded more like "isyay isthay ethay ightray ayway otay ethay easternyay ailtray"? Gibberish. Thinking he understood me, he said something like, "Yeah it's just around that corner"...despite not even being able to see the corner anywhere ahead of us that he was speaking of, we pressed on.

* Is this post wearing you out yet? That's the point. I want you to have at least an inkling as to what we are feeling at this point. Although writing this is tedious enough (as, I'm sure reading this is as well), it's not 1/100th as tiring as this day was. I promise, the following days won't be as tedious.

    We take a break at a picnic table in the yard of an apartment building, huddling up with John to plan our next move. Pinning all of our hopes on the bicyclist indicating the trail was near we decided to keep going. Oh, and we thought we found a boyfriend for Denise. As we were recuperating on the picnic table, a shirtless inhabitant of the apartment house comes out with his dog to get a smoke and he tells us that he heard us (me) on the radio that morning. I picture him loving Foghat. Personally, I think she could have at least given him her number.

    I think John had actually done some reconnaissance and found that the mythical Cathedral Oaks was indeed, just around the corner. This stop was probably the hardest of the trip to get the legs in motion again...heat...exhaustion...but we were walking that trail to Kennebunk, even if it killed us (which was now feeling like a distinct possibility). We pressed on.

    Hey! up on the left it's the street we've had on our radar for the last hour and a half (that's a guess, because just like you reading this post, at this point we had lost all concept of time). Left on to Cathedral Oaks, walk through a nice neighborhood, then guess what? Could it be? A path through the woods! Come to find out, these was a bit of a tease....after traversing a bridge over a stream, we had maybe a 300 yard reprieve in the shade of the woods until we found ourselves back on a main road. Now, I've been in Biddeford dozens, if not hundreds of times, but I had NO CLUE where we were. Left or right decision once we hit the road (this time for real) and we felt right would continue us South , so we took the right

    

    Yeah, that's the turnpike to our left. So now we're on Barra Street or road or boulevard. Kind of a main road, sidewalks, office buildings, a hotel. No clue.

Then we come to a VERY main road. I'm talking street lights. four lanes of traffic, there's a Dunkin' Donuts...and a Taco Bell, and an Amato's, and where the hell are we? This must be one of those routes in some unfamiliar part of Biddeford that for some reason I've never driven down...I'm not the best with numbered routes...maybe is route 112, or 202, or 309-11...who knows? (And another side note - it wasn't until post walk that I would figure out where were were, which was just off the Biddeford exit and then on Alfred street toward the five points intersection. It's amazing what a different perspective, and twenty miles of walking in 95 degree heat can do to your sense of direction).BUT, across the street, what's that we see? A sign for the Eastern Trail. Hallelujah ! We have made it...but wait, this sign is pointing us into the parking lot of a hospital. Now we're pretty beat up and as close to dead on our feet as we'd be for this whole walk, but not hospital beat up. So, we kind of aimlessly walk through the parking lot, in the general direction of the back corner. Finally, there it was, the entrance to the Eastern Trail. If we had found this , maybe, two hours earlier, we would have kept going, but at this point we were ready to wave the white flag. Actually we were ready somewhere along Main Street, but like the early explorers centuries before us (think a much less prepared Lewis and Clark) we were driven to make it to our destination. This is a picture of how we looked at this point.

    I have this pictured saved as "burnt toast". That's what we were. This was the point when we decided we were done. Not just done, but done done. Initially feeling discouraged, it wasn't until we had a chance to collect our thoughts that realized that this was actually four miles beyond the planned end of the day one walk. This is something we did (and ultimately worked in our favor) for each leg of our trip. Call to John, vaguely try to explain where we were, and wait for our ride.

    Good place to stop. Next post will be a quick overview of our first night's accommodations, then the entirety of day two of our walk. I promise you (and myself) that I'll cover each subsequent day in an individual post. I needed this one to be as painful to read as it was to walk. It's more rainbows and unicorns (although not entirely) after day one.

Geez, this was a long one.

The Eastern Trail Giveth and the Eastern Trail Taketh away.

Tuesday July 6th - 12:30 PM or so

After much fanfare, we're off. We were already about a hundred yards to the good by not starting at the very end of NY Ave, but what's a hundred yards over a 110 mile walk? Actually, just did the math...1,760 yards in a mile...193,600 yards in 110 miles, divided 110 miles by 193,600 yards and the number was so small I couldn't understand it

Can someone explain that to me? Anyone? Didn't think so.

The fab five. This was the best we looked until our first showers post walk sometime Sunday afternoon or evening. Actually I'll take that back. This is the best we looked for probably ten days or so. Blisters have a way of aging you a bit. I saved this picture as "the walk virgins". By the time we finished we had been around the block a few hundred times...both literally and figuratively.

The police escort we were hoping for didn't materialize, but we did get some public works vehicles (unless the timing of the start of our walk just happened to coincide with the street sweeping schedule in Sunset Park that day). There were a few antique cars, which was appropriate because you also had five antique walkers making their way down NY Ave.

* Side note*

    This was the street I grew up on, so the memories are flooding in. The home run I hit in Little League tryouts when I was nine years old on that very baseball field (side note to the side note - when your athletic career peaks at nine, can you really call yourself an athlete?...and how sad is it that you still find a way to mention this story any chance you get? Yeah, pretty pathetic.). Thinking of all of the times I'd crisscrossed this same street, and all of the surrounding streets, while trick or treating as a kid. How many thousands of times I'd walked, or rode a bike, or a skateboard, or a car up and down this street. Which of these houses I'd been in over the years (most of them), I slept over in (many of them), or delivered newspapers to (a lot of them), or mowed the lawns of (some of them). The multitude of touch football games and wiffleball games on this road, shots taken on hoops in these driveways, the games of hide and seek, capture the flag, and God knows what else in the front and backyards. That was the Richard's house, and the Jipsons, and the Cooks, and the Millers, and the Wildes - yes, those Wildes.

    There were well wishers all along the road, both sides. I guess the word got out after all. Walked past the house I grew up in, where one of my big brothers and my sister were waiting for us at the end of the driveway. My brother handed me a badge that was my Mom's when she was a crossing guide when I was a kid. That might come in handy, knowing we had my Mom watching over and keeping us safe on the hundreds of roads we had yet to cross ahead of us.

    First turn of the day took us in front of Link's house for our last photo op before things got serious.

Some history -

     After the Red Sox won the World Series in 2004 , Link got the idea to paint a giant logo of the Sox on the landscape of the giant sloping hill of his front yard. Here's a photo of a clipping from the newspaper with the original paint job. Sorry for the scribble on the pic. Some guy named Johnny Pesky thought he'd write a personal message and sign his autograph on the photo - In case you can't make it out, it says "To Link. Great job, Johnny Pesky". The nerve of some people.

    Fast forward 17 years, Link had the idea to recreate that logo to call attention to our walk. With some added touches. This is the best he could come up with....

    This became a bit of a local attraction. Link and his wonderful wife, Michelle, said people would drive by day and night to take pictures of this and ask questions regarding what this was all about. Even though Link's house is on a side street in Sunset Park, this logo was visible from Main Street - also known as Route 1- So I can't imagine how many people drove by this on their daily commute, or the number of tourists on their way to Pine Point, or Old Orchard, or the Holy Donut (trust me, tourists love the Holy Donut), or wherever else a drive on Route 1 in South Portland might take you. I know I went out of my way more than a few times to see this in all its glory.

    Here's the photo op...might be the last picture of us on the walk when we weren't drenched either in sweat or rain.

    If I knew that's the way we looked when we started, I would have doubted we were going to make it. I have this pictured saved as "If they only knew". What a crew. Jesus, this was me after losing a significant amount of weight with all of the walking I'd done over the last year. Still a big boy, The only one that still looked this fresh by the end was Denise. The rest of us would resemble the Walking Dead.

    

    Finally we were leaving the safety of Sunset Park. Right on to Route 1 (right was South, right?) and 109 miles later , we'd be there. This was where our first missed opportunity from our plan took place. For months Link wanted to take a picture of one of us heading one way and another heading the other way...to show just how a bunch of amateurs would start a 100+ mile walk. We mentioned getting this pic halfway down NY Ave., ten minutes later we had forgotten all about it. So it goes.

                  

    This was our new reality...walking in the breakdown lane with traffic zooming past us. Oh, and had anyone noticed how hot it is yet? Just past where the old Humpty Dumpty potato chip plant used to be was our first big hill and the first coordination of getting five walkers semi synchronized in crossing the road in tandem, sort of. At the top of the hill we still had one of the local tv stations taking some video of us...still looking fairly fresh...seeing we were only about two miles in. First rest stop/water break was at Lois' Natural Foods store on Route 1 in Scarborough. Did I mention it was getting hot yet? My youngest daughter works here and she wanted us to stop by. So we did. Went in and bought the only water the walkers purchased on this entire trip (John, our savior) would handle this for the next six days, which he did exceedingly well. One last visit with various Erskine's and McHugh's and we were back on our way. Why the bag Pete, why the bag ?

    This is where we made a route decision we had discussed more than a few times in our pre-walk conversations - stay on Route 1 or take the Eastern trail and reconnect with Route 1 somewhere in Saco? Almost the same mileage - about 11 miles to our next proposed stop - the Hannaford in Saco. Route 1 would give us more exposure, the Eastern Trail would take us through the Scarborough Marsh and some wooded back trails. Who needed the exposure when it's over 90 degrees. At this point we were shade seeking missiles and we chose the trail. One of the best decisions of the entire walk.

    It was at this point - between our stop at Lois' and the decision to take the Eastern Trail, that Joe realized he no longer had his wallet. Joe's our financial guy, so he, of all people, needs to know where his wallet is. Oh, and he, as had a few of us, had left his phone in John's truck. Using someone's phone, Joe got ahold of some family members and commenced to dispatch instructions like "Check Dad's house" or " look in my truck" or "check my dirty clothes pile" or some other similar wild goose chase type directions. One of us, can't recall who, had eventually gotten ahold of John to let him know that Joe's wallet was MIA. Handsome Joe was trying to recall when he last remembered having his wallet on his person, and the best he could come up with was "sometime this morning". Huge help Joe. As we're walking South, John is now walking North, retracing the three miles we've already covered back to the start, scanning the ground in search of Joe's wallet. The thing about this, in our pre meetings, John often called out how he was the smart one because he was the only one of us riding to Boston and not doing any walking. I'll be damned if he didn't walk the same first three miles as us...just in the other direction. John was now matching us step for step in the opposite direction looking for that god damned wallet (at least I imagine that's what John was calling it at this point). John was doing this unbeknownst to us. Did I mention it was hot?

    Meanwhile the walkers are settling into a groove. Hot but finding some shade on Eastern Road, across Black Point Road, and then finally on to the Eastern Trail. If you've never walked the Eastern Trail, I recommend it. At least this beginning portion of it. Here's a snip from a brochure of the Eastern Trail. Gives you a flavor of this portion of our walk. Just like the brochure says, we were relaxed and we were enjoying. Still.

    And here's a couple of photos of us, somewhere early on the trail...See? Still relaxed.

- despite the missing wallet.

    After we crossed the Marsh we met up with John. This was the first of dozens of John's telepathically timed meet ups with us. Always when we needed a quick break. So just over the marsh we did what would become our quick stop routine...get some fluids in us, grab something to eat (usually a banana, or a tangerine, or a melted protein bar - did I mention it was hot?) and assess what we just did and what we had ahead of us. The focus of this conversation was Bob's (see what I did there) still missing wallet. Laugh, complain, recap, plan, and then head out. At this stop I had grabbed an ET (Eastern Trail for future reference) map. This guide served us well, for awhile, and would then fail us miserably, by the end of the day.

    This is when the the trail (and map) was still our friend. We were currently at the parking area at the intersection of the trail and Pine Point Road. You can find it on this map. Based on this we had about an eight mile leg ahead of us before we'd intersect with Route 1 again. So, with food in our tanks and freshly and fully watered, we had our plan for the next few hours until we'd meet John again. And we were on our way.

    This continued to be one of the nicer parts of our entire walk, despite the heat. Wooded and shady, we continued on our way, locking into the rhythm and cadence that we would find ourselves settling into over the next six days. At times we'd walk as a entity of five, or pair off into groups, sometimes having  conversations, frequently falling into spells of quiet, one would walk a bit ahead (ahem, not naming names) , one or two or three would fall behind..it was all very fluid and worked for us on the entire walk. Despite the heat (have I mentioned the heat already?) we had put about ten miles behind us and were feeling pretty good. Could the entire one hundred and ten miles (see how I spelled that out instead of using numbers? - makes it seem even longer that way) go like this? A guy can dream.

                              

I didn't expect day one to take three posts, but it looks like that's exactly what's going to happen. The rainbows and unicorns from the start of the walk will turn into - well, whatever is the opposite of rainbows and unicorns.

Stayed tuned.

AOP at Noon

 

AOP at Noon

This is the first installment of my attempt to capture our walk to Fenway Park.

A little background with what this (and future) posts are all about.

Without getting too deep into the weeds, in 1973 four fathers from South Portland Maine, decide to walk from said town to Fenway Park in Boston MA to raise money for the Jimmy Fund. The Jimmy Fund started in 1948 when the Variety Children's Charity of New England and the Boston Braves baseball team joined forces to help a 12-year-old cancer patient dubbed "Jimmy." I'll skip the background of how the dads landed on their plan. That's an entirely different story.

Here’s the original Jimmy – and a picture of our dads before their walk.

       


Those handsome devils – from left to right – are Norm Payette, Wilbur Wildes, Ge Erskine, and Dave McHugh. Those are our dads. 

Fast forward to 2019 – 46 years after the infamous walk to Fenway – four of the original walker’s kids decide they want to replicate the walk that their fathers did all those years before.

I could get into the details of how we made this happen, but I think you all will appreciate me not sharing those details with you once you suffer through all the minutiae I’m going to put you through as you read through our story. Cutting to the chase, I’ll just say after hundreds of hours of planning, their kids were ready to replicate the original walk. In addition to honoring our fathers, we also were doing this to raise, what we hoped would be, substantial money for this great organization. More on that later as well.

Time to introduce the main characters in this story. Let’s start with the walkers:

        Link                              Denise                  Pete                   Bob            Tom

·        Link Erskine – Ge’s son. Link was one of the fastest kids in the state of Maine in high school. Link stated early on that he wasn’t sure he could make it all the way due to some recent surgeries and other ailments directly related to being able to successfully walk around the block, never mind all the way to Boston. As you will see, he came through as a champ. I might refer to Link (his adult nickname) as Linky (his childhood nickname).

·        Denise Payette – Norm’s daughter. The smart money pre-walk was on Denise being the pacesetter. Denise wore weights around her ankles for the year before the walk, “to get ready”. I’ll probably refer to Denise as “Denise” throughout this story.

·        Peter Wildes – Wilbur’s son. This is me. I prepared by walking for a year leading up to our event. Averaged 40 miles a week early on, then kicked it up to 60 per week for the last month and a half. Still wasn’t sure if I was ready. I’ll refer to myself as me, I, or even the third person, Pete, in this.

·        Joe McHugh – Dave’s son. Joe also did a lot of pre-walk prep. His approach was a bit different than the others. Joe would bite off a solid 20-mile day during the week, which is approximately what we envisioned walking each day on our trek. Not a bad strategy. I’ll refer to Joe by name, or Handsome Joe, and maybe occasionally as Bob (more on that later) throughout.

We also had an additional walker:

·        Tom Hill – Tom is Joe’s brother in-law and Dave’s son in-law. Tom started out a year prior by volunteering to being our scout, but over time he became a key fund-raiser for us and ultimately, the fifth Beatle. Tom ended up walking every mile with us. I’ll be calling Tom, Tom in this story

One additional key player:

                            

John Cushing – John has been friends with the kids of the original four for over 44 years. Early on offered up (or was cajoled into) being our support driver. That role turned into being a combination Sherpa, pace car, Sacagawea, and main support structure for our walk. Basically, he was our savior, as you will be reading. Conveniently I will be referring to John as John.

Now that you’ve got the background and the key players, let’s dive in.

Tuesday July 6^th – First day of the walk.

Text from Pete at 4:01 AM

o   Anyone else can’t sleep?

o   Joe – 4:01 AM: This guy

o   Denise – 4:02 AM: This girl

o   Link – 4:03 AM: Up all night

That’s no way to be prepared for a 110-mile walk. What could you expect after 18 months of planning and 48 years of history hanging over our heads? This was the equivalent of trying to sleep the night before Christmas when you were ten years old…and the night before your wedding day….and the night before a cross country or an overseas trip that you had been planning for years... all rolled into one.

We had planned for AOP (ass on pavement – a phrase we used throughout the walk) for a noon start. If we all fell back asleep then we could have got nearly a full night’s sleep in. That, unfortunately, did not happen.

                                

Instead, things like showering, packing, worrying if you were forgetting something, wondering what we were thinking to begin with to try and pull off this crazy scheme, and the reality of what we had been planning for over 18 months (not for the last time on this day) and owning up to a debt we all felt we had to repay after 48 years was finally upon us, and starting to sink in.

Side bar – one thing Pete had to do the first morning was his daily interview with a local radio station - WBLM. Link was doing the same with another local radio station - WPOR. WBLM is Rock, WPOR is Country – so we felt we had our bases covered.

                        

Some time before, this station , WBLM, was kind enough to put me on for a few minutes to talk about our walk. This was all part of my imagined grand scheme to saturate TV, radio, newspapers, and the internet with our story. I’ll be damned if near the end of this thing, we almost did that.

The week prior to our walk the morning show host Herb (Captain) Ivy, reached out to me again and asked if I’d like to call each each morning of our walk to give a live update. Me, instantly reverting to my teenage dream of actually being a radio dj, of course said yes. So, in my first interview, between counting how many pairs of underwear I needed to pack and figuring the proper ratio of jeans vs. shorts, I once again did my best Les Nessman impersonation to spread the word. Oh, and as would become my schtick for the week, I requested a song for the walkers. First request for day one – Truckin’ – The Grateful Dead.

                      

   


By now it was time to roll. Plan was to meet a Link’s house before we all went deep into Sunset Park to begin our walk at the same location our dads did in 1973 – the Little League field at Wilkinson Park.

So, with backpacks, luggage, sleeping bags, and our families in tow we met at Link’s at 11:00 AM. We had a tight schedule and felt by adding in the hour buffer before we had to beat feet might be wise.

Upon arrival at Link’s, Joe let each new arrival know that the walkers were in the process of being interviewed by someone at the Boston Herald. This was great, one of the biggest papers in the city of our destination wanted to interview us. Like I mentioned, total media saturation. They already interviewed Link, Joe was in process when I got there, so only Denise and I left to do. We had an hour, no problem, right?

Wrong.

Little did we know (until it was our turn to be interviewed) that out interviewer, Marie Szaniszlo – a wonderful woman- could quite possibly be the slowest interviewer in the history of interviewers. Let’s just say, if she interviewed each of us any slower, we’d be interviewing her….and writing the sorry in long hand….and in cursive…and then mailing it via the postal service to the newsroom…and forgetting to put a stamp on the mail so it would come back to us…except we would have forgotten to put a return address on the envelope so it would be lost in the mail, until somehow, miraculously we would have somehow come across it, then do the whole thing again, only this time remembering to put a stamp on the envelope. That kind of slow.

I just googled Marie, and this is her intro on LinkedIn….

Experienced, versatile media professional who's skilled in researching, interviewing, writing, and editing; who has a sixth sense for what makes a good story and how to tell it; and whose managers deploy her for the most challenging stories when they need a "hail Marie pass."

God love Marie.

It was now about 12:15, but we figured there might be a dozen people at the park waiting for us, so no big deal, right?

Again, wrong.

As we drove down to the end of the street to get to our starting point, what to our wondering eyes did appear? A crowd of easily a hundred friends, family, and probably just neighbors that wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

   

A bit overwhelming. Gratifying at the same time. All these people had taken time out of their busy days to come support us.

Surreal, might be the better adjective. Was that Dave McHugh, the last of the original walkers giving an interview to not one, but two television stations?

Why, yes indeed, it was!

Then Link…and Joe…and Denise…and Pete. The AOP at noon was now starting to get away from us.

        

After many interviews…. many more photos with family and friends…and after all the excuses to delay the start of this thing were exhausted, it was time to get started.

  Ever heard the expression herding cats? That was how the start of or walk began.  

                                  

That, my friends are the events leading up to the start of our once in a lifetime walk to Fenway.

Next up:

The Eastern Trail Giveth and the Eastern Trail Taketh Away.